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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

your so fat. your fat!

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Denard Robinson

cory is gay

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Do you play piano? No

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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