Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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