- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why? Why not?

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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