- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A baby seal walks into a club.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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