- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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