- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do you call two dog? dogs

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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