- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

My spelling is horrible

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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