- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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