I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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