- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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