- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Chris Bosh's neck

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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