- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Knock knock, COME IN!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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