Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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