Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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