Nobody cares maddie!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

good looking women

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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