a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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read this sentence again.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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sfdg

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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silver bullet?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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