- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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