- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Weaner

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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