- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

I have no joke. u mad?

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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