- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

knock knock you may come in

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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