Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

The jets are a good team..

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

William Raines.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

I met a man today. His name was John.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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