What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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