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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Knock Knock Come in.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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