- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Ruller

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

American healthcare.

Rick Perry.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

penis

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