What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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theres a fat guy

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Global Warming.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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i like potatoes

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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