Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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This is not a joke.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Anti Joke

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