A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

what is patrick wilson? smart

A black man killed someone

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's 9 +10 19

What's big? Jupiter.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A fish walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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