- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

I have no joke. u mad?

make me a sandwich!

Johnny just finished his pie.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Five guys one rape.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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