A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Well, this is fun.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

No joke.

DERP

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What is Jason? Black.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

black people. that is all...

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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