Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Anti jokes are funny

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I like to eat.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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An antijoke

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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knock knock you may come in

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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