- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

the cow goes moo

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A fish walks into a bar

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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