What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Women's rights

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Global Warming.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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