How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A joke

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A scottish man having fun

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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your all shit at jokes

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What time is it? 10:58

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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arse

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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