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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What's 1+1? 4.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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