- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Potato salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

penis

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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