- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

An iguana walks out of a bar

why did the chicken cross the road

Your mom.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Kenny G

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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