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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A black succeeds

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

The Aristocrats

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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