ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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