A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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No.

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What what In the butt

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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