- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Nickelback

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

arse

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Global Warming.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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