- Anti Joke

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Anti Joke

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