What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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it was all Tagart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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