- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

sure!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Take wrong turns

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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