- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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