What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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