- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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