A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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12 niqqa 12.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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