- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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