Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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