- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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