the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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