Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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