A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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