What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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