What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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i like men but im not gay

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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