Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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