A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Weaner

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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