- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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