- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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