Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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