- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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