- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Where's my baby??

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Dwight Howard

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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