- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Ben Corbishley

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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