knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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The queen having a shit

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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