- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Whats 1+1? window!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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