- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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