- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Golf.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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