- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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