Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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whats green and lives in the water

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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