What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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