What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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