What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

who is really lanky? james cornish

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Jordan is pregant

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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