Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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