- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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