Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Anti Joke

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