- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Everybody will die

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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