- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Potassium? K.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??