What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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