Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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* anti-punchline

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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