A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

whats black and strange a paki

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Drew Knowles is gay

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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