the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

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