Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

I just threw up..In my pants.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's 9 + 10 19

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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