what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops