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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Hello penis

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Sarah Palin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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