Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Immigration Laws

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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