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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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