- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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