Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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