What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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