- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Take part of what?

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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